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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - J. Perelman Quotes

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - J. Perelman Quotes

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. - J. Perelman Quotes

Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.

The main obligation is to amuse yourself. - J. Perelman Quotes

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched. - J. Perelman Quotes

A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are. - J. Perelman Quotes

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. - J. Perelman Quotes

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

American Writer

Crazy like a fox. - J. Perelman Quotes

Crazy like a fox.

Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence. - J. Perelman Quotes

Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. - J. Perelman Quotes

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

American Writer

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. - J. Perelman Quotes

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

American Writer

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